One man and his journal

i double dare you to get presents.

Me (nick, you fuckface) : "I'm being dickface dickpants and your harry mc'swallow-cock, whats wrong with the universe"


said whilst playing smash brothers and we were characters ive never heard of, hazah.

yup, zomg, "not agaaaaaaain" you say, but "yes agaaaaain" is my answer

:p

lol, or something.

i wonder if anyone i know even uses lj anymore, they probably do, but, i wonder if they are gonna read the crap i post, probly not :p

im far too drunk on a wednesday night.

anyhow,

life rocks, kinda, between the working all the time, im usually pretty hazy on my life in general,

i work usually six days a week, and get hammered when im not there.

im sure my liver hates me, but im having fun :p

Melbourne chick rocks.

AND, in like three weeks im moving in with the pirate stooge, han, and crunk, interesting times ahead.


OH!

and bowling for soup are awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6GDioOjmLA

knows whats going on.

http://www.phatcowcartoons.com/images/Original/emo_kids_suck___by_c_t_supahfly.jpg

yes thats right, HAZAH!

you heard it correctly!

its a HAZAH OF JUSTICE (tm),

and that means i win the race,

...pfft, like i could ever win a race.

and i worked through it filming the bands at falls,

hope you had a good one,

well, if i like you i hope you had a good one,

if i don't like you i hope you sat in a room full of the biggest men in the universe that had eaten beans a few hours before.

suffering from a massive festival of fart crescendo's.

but like i said, if i like you i hope you had a night of fun, enjoyment, and merrily drinking with friends that aren't stooges.

now fill your talking hole with delicious foods.

i command it.

http://suicidegirls.com/news/geek/22805/

CATS MAKE YOU DIE!

(its a link to the news page on the suicide girls site, so if your at school or work your fucked, in the ass, by your teacher or boss, tell them their bastards, just for me)

scariest body to head ratio evor.

http://freewallpaperz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/keira-knightley.jpg

thats just...just...wrong!

so i got ery drunk tonight,

working atthe falls this year, filming the stage..or something, i just know theres a camera involved, and im gonna be drunkthewhole time, and dressed like a pillaging pirate :p



gona get paid forit, which means im probablt gonna fuck off to melbourne for the day in january sometime to get tattoos.

wat to covver my god damn forearms, not sure what with yet though :p

this is obviously the best writen entry ever or something.

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nicks going to bed now, maybe :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNh-NPkeAA&mode=related&search=

what a fucking surprise eh?

zomg, am post an actual entry that isn't one line.

maybe.

anyway, what fucking amazing things has nick done lately.

jack shit.

halo 3 is awesome.

been getting drunk...pretty much most nights.

whenever i have the money to go out no one else does or they don't feel like it.

so i've done jack shit this weekend.

work is happening lots.

was on live gold tonight, works really well over dial-up with random people but if i play with people on my friends list it lags like a bitch, so there you fucking go.

i.e i fucking hate live gold til i can afford broadband.

been shitted off by people...feel like i should just not care and go "well, howdy, lets have some nick from a few years ago' and just start getting really shitty at people who irritate me and then not caring.

mostly because i'm sick of people lying to me really...so...meh...

bah, moving along.

found a new band i like, blue october, not the best band ever but good background music for just "calm and sitting there" kind of moments.

still feeling like a hermit cause i hardly leave the house unless i'm going to work so been taking walks more often.

uuuummmm...yeah thats about it.

...uuuuummmmm...

yeah thats it.

halo 3 = best game ever

http://bestpicever.com/pic-354-Its-only-a-water-balloon

http://smashingpumpkinskeys.ytmnd.com/

http://bestpicever.com/pic-1091-What-did-you-call-me

300 is the greatest movie ever.